Quotes about what real friends don't do 1. "Real friends celebrate one another's accomplishments." —Sherri Gordon, How to Spot Fake Friends in Your Life, 2. "Real friends don't get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive." 3. "Real friends are Whether you are looking for words of comfort for a friend who is suffering (and if so, you can count yourself as a real friend), or you just want to feel less alone in your own grief, these fake friends quotes will show you that nobody is immune to this heartbreak. - Keri Hilson "Friends are supposed to make you feel better about yourself. Just remember that." - Anonymous "A friend is one that knows you as you are, understands where you have been, accepts what you have become, and still, gently allows you to grow." - William Shakespeare 50. "I've got more respect for someone who comes out and says they don't like me than for the ones who act like they do but talk bad about me when I'm not around." - Mitchell Perry. 51. "Having fake friends is like hugging cactus. The tighter you hug, the more pain you get." - Rita Prasetyaningsih. 52. Fake Friend Quotes JackF // Getty Images "Fake friends are like shadows: always near you at your brightest moments, but nowhere to be seen at your darkest hour." — Khalil Gibran "False Uhil2yS.